"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
im tired of things costing money
i need clear skin by yesterday
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
*intensely doesnt care*
i want a hot body but i also want hot wings